feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via cassjoream)

polymer:

fml hes perfect

polymer:

fml hes perfect

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

(via kerrislwk)

coluring:

the struggle when you just ate but you’re still hungry

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